Vibrator Robber Jailed

Normally I hate reading local news as reporters always write about the same old rubbish, but occasionally local news turns up golden. Like in the case of the Man Who Robbed A Bookies With A Vibrator.

I am trying to think of something funny to say, but I am turning up blank.

And in Local News

I read This today about some guy in Leicester who was jailed because he... well just read it and that film scared the crap out of me when I was a kid.