Klingon Programmers

Just one of thoes programmer jokes that has been spread around.

• A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!
  
  
• By filing this bug report you have challenged the honor of my family. Prepare to die!
  
  
• You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!
  
  
• Our competitors are without honor!
  
  
• Specifications are for the weak and timid!
  
  
• This machine is GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!
  
  
• Perhaps it IS a good day to die! I say we ship it!
  
  
• Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!
  
  
• My program has just dumped Stova Core!
  
  
• Behold, the keyboard of Kalis! The greatest Klingon code warrior that ever lived!